Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Dear Lady GaGa, anyare teh?























Dear Lady GaGa,

I absolutely adore you. As in konti na lang ilalagay na kita sa altar, aalayan ng bulaklak at sasambahin na kita.

Pero parang... uh... lately, I'm just not feeling it.

I mean, like, WTH???


Seriously? I mean, like SERIOUSLY??? an egg/womb???

My dear demi-goddess, your rise to fame, I feel, was too fast too soon and your biggest competition is yourself. The pressure to outdo yourself EVERY SINGLE appearance has kind of put you on a trajectory that's on a whole new different plane altogether!

I kinda missed the good old days when you were weird but you still wore CLOTHES:





The pressure to innovate was apparent with your follow ups:

LACE? fine, still TEXTILE, technically

BUBBLES???? OK, but it was FUNNY! So, like it's cool and ok...

OK... looks like you came from a Victorian Halloween Party


Or a reunion of Star Wars, X-men, and the The Chronicles of Narnia combined

BUT THIS I JUST DON'T GET!!!

I miss the days when you were in a kiddie pool dry-humping an inflatable dolphin


And you're music was fun, dance-able, with a slight taste of vodka and ecstacy.


And not an orchestra of synths trying to be... I dunno, meaningful, preachy and something else:


Please go back to Earth GaGa, I miss you

Mwah

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Musings of a Meditating Drag Queen (MMDQ) 01: On the Impending Vday Tragedy

Bukas na ang isa sa mga pinaka-bi-polar na Holiday sa buong taon. Habang ang iba'y nagpapaka-mushy na kulang na lang ay buhusan ng arnibal ang mga mukha sa lagkit (sobrang sweet nakakainis na) ang iba nama'y kala mo ay kulang ang pinagsama-samang lubid, sa lalaht ng hardware sa Maynila para ipambigti.

Funny lang ang kumbinasyon ng bitterness at ng nakaka-umay na tamis. Parang 'sang kaing na ampalaya na coated in caramel. hahaha.

Okei lang naman maging sweet. Ikaw ng may boyfriend, di ba? e di might as well milk it for all its worth. And TROTZ, kiber na lang ng mga utaw kung ang PDA ninyo ay di na magkasya sa tunay na buhay at kailangang dalhin natin hanggang FB, Tumblr, Twitter, isama mo pa ang Youtube at Likedin!!! Kung di ka pa makuntento, pagawa ka pa ng billboard.

Pero wag masyado bigay todo noh? Kahit na wa-care ang mga jutaw, meron din tayong tinatawag na "Dark corners" or "discreet locations" or kung fight na talaga, "mot mot" ireserba ang ilang mga gawain para sa mga lugar na ito, kei? Ikaw din, baka umuwi kang may bukol. hahaha

At sa mga umaani ng ampalaya sa 14th, e keri lang din. Wala namang pumipigil sa ating magmapakla at magmaasim. Parte naman ng buhay ang malungkot, magalit, lumuha, tumulo ang uhog, at maghinagpis ng mas bongga pa sa Pieta. Pero wag kalimutan hindi lang ikaw ang sawi sa mundo. kaya wag mong angkinin lahat, sash, korona, scepter, pati bouquet inangkin mo na! GAHAMAN!

Ako, bukas, sa Singles' Awareness Day parade ako sasama. Wala akong bowa. Wala akong lablayp. Kahit date wala! BOKYA! ITLOG!

Pero kere lang. malungkot, OP, oo. Pero dedma na. Isang araw lang naman yan in a year.

Sabi nga ni Mercedes sa Glee, "We all gotta fly solo sometime". Not to mention, hindi lang naman sa lablayp umiikot ang mundo.

Thnk of it this way, being single means having more time to look into one's self - not to beat one's self up for the past nor to blame other people but to give yourself what you were not able to get in the past relationship.

Yes, ang mga nagwawakas na pag-ibig ay sadyang masakit, but it's all part of the shit that makes us what we are today - whether we make it for better or worse is totally up to us.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Kwentong Booking 009: The Concerned Booking


Habang nasa gitna ng isang booking (dating dati pa, kei?):

Siya: kailan ang huli mong booking (not the actual term he used coz I can't use THAT wurd here :p)

Me: ah- ah- uh-uh... HA?!? (in my head) What-the? What do you care who I sleep with?

Siya: Kailan nga huli mo? at sino?

Me: uhmmm... ikaw... (it wasn't our 1st time. And it would be VERY VERY sluttish of me to tell him up front that he's just one of... basta one of..)

Siya: Hindi nga... (sabay smile)

Me: ah-ah, uh-uh... oo...

After ng booking...

Siya: Nag-enjoy ka ba?

Me: ... o.O (habang nagbibihis) ... yeah... (in my head) concerned ka?

Siya: ok... (sabay smile)

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I swear. Weird!

What happened to the good old F*** and go?
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