Saturday, December 31, 2011

Commuter Cutie 058: BIg Burly Cutie

I love my friends!!!

Lalong lalo na nag mga friends ko na may CUTE na FRIENDS!!!! bwahahahahaha!!!

Naka-shombey kami ni Sri Sri sa Starbucks sa Pearl Plaza (the coolest place to be, I swear! lol) when I saw this TALL cute guy lumbering through the entrance... Napatingin siya sa table namin!!!


HOMEYGEHD!!! SHET!!! Nakalimutan ko pa naman mag oil control film!!! DYAHE!!!

Me to Sri Sri: "SHET SHET SHET MAY GWAPONG NAKATINGIN DITOOOOHHHH!!!!"

Sabay nagsalita si Tall Cutie, "Hi Doc!"

Lumingon si Sri Sri, stood up, and they started chatting.

At ayun ako, nakanganga sa table.... wa poise!

JUSME! Second guy na to ah!!!

He left for the counter after a short chat... POTAH!


I'm normally NOT into burly, hairy guys but his "I'm too cute to shave" look is just... well, CUTE!!!!

Check out the smile!!! kahit naka-profile alam mong ang kyoot kyoot nya!!!!


And did I mention that he's tall!?!?!?! Yes? O, ulitin ko lang... ANG TANGKAD NYA!!!

OK, heto na... last shot na... malapit na syang makahalata, baka isumpa ako ni Sri Sri:


Hmmm!!!! Pouty leps!!! Button nose!!! Nice Cheeks. ANg sarap lang nyang TITIgan!!!

heeheehee!!!

Friday, December 30, 2011

Commuter Cutie 057: I love you Pearl Plaza!!!

HOMEYGEHD!!!! Ngayon ko lang nadukot sa baul ng mga Cuties ang mga pichur na itrez!!!

Gawa ng Yoga at ng Pole e napapadalas ang pag shombey ni watashi sa Pearl Plaza... na PAK na PAK naman kasi, heller, isang tumbling at kembot lang Anjeanette na ang UA&P!!! Nagipana lang ang mga konyotique kyoooties!!!

Unahin na natin itembang...

So ayun umaawra ang mga bakla para magmiting-meetingan.... shempre mega take down notes si bakla at may I nod and "yes, I agree!" pero ang totoo nyan, sa kablang table nakatingin!!!!


MAY NA-SIGHT AKYEMBANG NA WAFU!!!! heeheehee!

MEATing na MEATing din si koyah... sumeserious effect lang:


Wiz ko actually knowsline kung anik ang iniispluk ni kuya... actualy wit ko knows kung umi-input nga si kuya...


Pero ang sarap lang nya ka-MEATing noh? ANd judging from the TIGHTNESS of the pants...


Mukang masarap nga!!!

LOL

Sige, isang close up:


Mukha siyang may binabalak na hindi maganda noh? Feeling ko kelangan nya ng PARTNER in crime! lol


MMMMM CUTE! ganda ng lines!!! kinis pa!

Humanda ka kuya, alam ko na tambayan mo! lol

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Commuter Cutie 056: Joe Pugh by Agent Pancake

Nagulat ako sa Tweet ni Agent Pancake:


NKKLK di ba? at talagang napa-pose pa ni bakla si koya sa cam.

Ansaveh trade off daw yan, pose kapalit ng kiss... tama ba? or pose kapalit ng hada? wait wait wait... pose kapalit ng something socially relevant... CANCER! That's it! lol

Muli, namnamin natin si Joe Pugh:


Ang saya! Sa Greenbelt ka lang makaksight ng mga cutinellang affma ditey sa Manille (kadalasan mga DOM pa. ugh!), shempre sa Land of the Kangaroo naglipana lang sila di ba?

Dear Joe, I'm sure mahal na mahal ka ng foundation mo> I'm sure gamit na gamit ang ka-ctue-an mo sa paghimok ng mga jutawis for your cause.

Mabuhay ka Joe Pugh!

At mabuhay ka Agent Pancake!

AWRA!!!

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Commuter Cutie 55: Shang CIneplex Celebrity Spotting

Manonood kami ni Agent Duddy at ni Agent Hello Kitty ng "Six Degrees of Separation from Lilia Cuntapay" sa Shang (It was areally good film btw) when we saw this tall well-built hunky in our midst!!!

Shempre kagulo ang mga bakla (pati na ang babaeng bakla)

usapang pabulong, pdiscreet, kunwari di natetelag:

"SHET! ang tangkad naman nun!"

"Ganda ng shoulders!!!"

"Pero ang fez di ko masyadong bet"

"BAKLA! Pag nakatutok na, choosy pa?"

"Saka amoy mayaman!"

"O sige na nga PWODONOOOO"

"Puta ka!""

"Wait di ba si ano yan? yung celebrity na anak ni ano.."

"Nino?

"Sya!"

"Sino?"

"Basta siya"

"SIYA NGA!!!"

Mga bakla namamatayan talaga ng braincells pag nakakakita ng gwapo eh! bwahahahaha!!!

e since wiz dalang camera si bakla, may I utos kay Agent Duddy, "KUnan mo na ng picture!"

"Di ako marunong..."

"Parang kang di bakla, iumang mo, itutok mo, then SHOOT"

"Parang iba yun..."

"DALI NA AYAN NA SYA!!!"

CLICK!!!

And jaraaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn!!!


AND YESSS!!! May special guest accidental appearance ang Twitter Cutie na si @Kuyabob! Hi Kuyabob! Nahiya kami mag-hi sa iyo, we're very stalker-ish that way kasi lol!!!

Close up:


Ok... hindi ko pa din sya kilala... pero kinikilig sina bakla that time.

Besides, sa lapad ng balikat at sa tambok ng chest ni koya, nyeta Bloggable na (if not bookable! lol)!

Kilala niyo ba sya? pakilala niyo naman sakin! bwahahahah!!!

More escapades from Agent Duddy and Agent Hello Kitty coming up next!!!

ENJOY!!!

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Commuter Cutie 51, 52, 53, & 54: Agent Pancake Occupies Melbourne

Oo, mga bakla, kung simulcast, meron na ding simul Commuter Cuties!

Wait... walang sense yun! bwahahaha!!!

Anyway, natatambakan na ako ng Commuter Cuties from my Boy Patrollers so ayan, isang bagsakan na lang! Divisoria ang levelling!

E kasi naman noh, Can you blame them if masaya talagang kumuha ng pictures ng mga cutie??? Seriously, this should be sport in the Olympics... then again, pag nasa Olympics ka na, waz na picture picture sa dami ng hot athletes! HADA NA AGAD! lol

So itong si Agent Pancake e sadyang biniyayayaan sa kanyang Platypus Hunting Escapade sa Land DOWN UNDER at ayan, ang sipag mang-spot ng mga Commuter Cuties!!!

Magsisimula si bakla sa ganitey:


Shempre nakatalikod di ba? Hindi naman sa umaayaw tayo sa mga NAKATALIKOD... pero shempre pag  initial screening e dapat nakaharap talaga lol.

WARM UP PA LANG YAN!!! Sabay babanat si bakla ng:


LAVETT! Now we're stalking talking!!!


Don't you just love thin white shirts??? They cover everything and reveal everything at the same time!!!

Look at those perky nipples! They're just begging to b elicked! SLURP! Dedma na kung may kasamang lason!!!

bwahahahaha!!!

Then the next day:


hmmm.... CLOSE UP:


Hmmm... bakla, waz, di ko bet ang sobrang manyorhok!

Kala mo, end of conversation na? WITITIT!!! Di papatalo sio ateng, he's bibo that way! :p

May counter attack si bakla:


HAHAHAHA lurkey ang PUME-PENSIVE!!!


Then again, kung ganitey, e keri lang. bet ko din yung mga ganyang parang maraming iku-kuwento...

Sige lang be, lika dito, sandal ka sakin, kwentutan tayo!

CHOOOZZ!!!

Sa uulitin Agent Pancake! Mabuhay!!!

EPICNESS

I came from another party, a post-Christmas Becky Gathering of friends. I was already loaded with a shot of Rose Tequilla, Coffe Patron, White wine, Red wine, Dry Champaigne, and Black Russian (aka Vodka + Jack) as we headed off to OBar in Home Depot, Ortigas

It was, supposedly, just one of those night outs that you just wanna spend with friends boozing and dancing... KEYWORD: Supposedly!

We got there at 2am, in the middle of a drag performance. We decided to hit the bar and get each one a round of booze.

As soon as the strobes hit, we were already jumping and dancing like crazy!!! Was it the mixture of odd spirits and a hodge podge of yummy post-Christmas food? I don't really know...

I can no longer remember how it all started, all I remember was that we were all dancing and next thing we were all MAKING OUT!

CRAZY! Some part of me was screaming "No no no no!!!" But as one of us was shouting "Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!!!" I was, like, "Fuck it! Why not?!?!?! It's just a kiss, it's not as if we're getting married!"

And there you go! All inhibitions lost, lips were on lips... then mouths opening, sucking each other... tongues exploring each others' mouths... mmmmm.... it was sooo wrong in several ways if THINK about it but felt REALLY good. Thank god no one was thinking REALLY! Now I know who's the REALLY good kisser! YUMM!!!

I think at that point the crowd was just staring at us as we were routinely kissing each other... in pairs... then in threes... I think we even got to a four way...

I don;'t know what came over me, I gues I was just soooo in the moment that in the middle of a hot kiss my  hands just went for it and GROPED everything that can be squeezed... Next thing I was grabbing someone's ass, fondling someone's crotch... AND WOAH!!! Someone's fondling my ass as well as I hold the kisser's neck, back, licking their necks.... sucking their ear lobes...

And amidst all that we were dancing to the music like crazed homos on a sexual warpath!

I no longer knew what kind of dance I was doing... all I know was that my hands were all over my body... someone's arms were around my waist... someone's hands were holding mine, fingers intertwined.... someone's lips were on my neck, licking... and someone's crotch was growing as it rubs against my ass!!!

FUCK!!!

That was so fucking hottt!!!!

Then faggots around us were pulling us apart: An affam+chink gay couple got our chinkey friend and was trying to make out with him... (at the same time)

Another guy pulled another one of my friends... made out with him... then pulled another friend and made out with him as well!!!

Another friend had me on a liplock... tongue searching my mouth like a hungry hippo....another friend joined in and were making out in threes...

The music was pumpin!

The Go Go Boys grinding!

The alcohol was in my blood!

My senses do not know which is which and who is who... Then the hottest guy (I think) in the room came to me. He kissed me smack on the lips and we were on a lip lock on what seemed like forever.

Man, can he kiss!!! I don't know how it happened but suddenly he had his fingers up my ripped jeans and he was fondling my cock through them! Man, was he hot!!!

He lifted his shirt and all I can feel is muscle!! DAMN he was TIGHT!!!! Pecs! ABS!!! and his skin so smooth.... the "treasure trail" soooooo tempting, leading my hands down... down... DOWN!!!

Oh god, he was sucking the life out of me. He was licking my mouth, sucking my tongue, and all the while groping my entire body...

I don't exactly know how it happend but next thing I know, my shirt was lifted, a lips, mouth, tongue met with my nipples! My jeans got unzipped, hand goes down my pants... then my undies... fingers were around my cock (which was getting bigger and harder by the moment)! Then someone's hand went down by backside, squeezing both cheeks!!!!

Fuck! FUCK!!! FUCKKKKKKK!!!!!

I was the star of the orgy and I'm in the middle of the dance floor!!!!

And they left me there... cock hard, hanging out of my torn jeans and Mr Abs Guy, sitting at the bar, beckoning me to come over....

I couldn't zip my fly... it was far too big and ANGRY to be contained.... I came over and immediately we started making out...

"Taga saan ka?"

"Pasig. kaw?"

"Makati"

"Tangna gusto kitang i-fuck!"

POTASHET!!!!

He grabbed my jeans by the belt loops, lifted my whole weight spread my legs right then and there at the bar and started dry humping me!!!

FUCK!!!!

And all the while we were making out, my fly unzipped and my throbbing cock rubbing against his rock hard abs!!!!

DAMN!!!!

And we stopped! Mr Abs Guy was called by his friends...

Like a whore I started dancing (cock back in undies but apparently jeans still unzipped... other guys came over... and we started making out....  Again they're hands going inside my ripped jeans!!!

OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!

I don't really know who I was kissing... was it one of my friends... was it one of Mr Abs Guys friends?

I remember that I also made out with the couple who wanted to take home cute chinkey friend... and I remember I also made out with the guy who wanted to take home TWO of my friends...

I just saw one of them dancing WITH A GIRL!!!! WTH!!! CRAZEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

And then another friend was back, my god he was such an AWESOME KISSER I seriously wanna make out with him when I'm sober!!!!

Mr Abs Guy approached us and started making out with Good Kisser friend... of course hindi ako papatalo.

While grinding to the song, I pointed a finger at him and motioned for him to come over....

AND HE DID!!!!

He raised his shirt and I started licking his abs and nipples on the dance floor!!! SHET ANG SARAP LANG!!! POTAH!

He grabbed my ass and whipped me around, He had my ass resting on his already ANGRY crotch, with his other hand he took my face and started sucking my mouth, sucking my tongue... me sucking his lips. his mouth on my neck... I grabbed his free hand and put on my waist... he knew what to do... fingers crept down my undies and he started fondling my cock!!!!

FACK FACK!!!! FACKKKK!!!!

He whipped me around again, and surprisingly, he was able to lift both my legs, place both of them on his hips and started dry humping me as he tries to get rid of my pants,,,

And there I was in the middle of OBar Ortigas, one hand on the cocktail table, other hand on Mr Abs Guy's neck as we sucked the life outt my mouth and he tries to rip my jeans and fuck me!!!!

HOMEYGEHD!!!!!

SHET!!!!!!

And as proof of the prize, here's a shot of my jeans, with the hole expanded for more cock exposure action:


Sunday, December 25, 2011

Commuter Cutie 050: Blonde God part 2

O ayan dahil sabi ng @XStrology that Aries' keep their promises (and I'm an Aries) so heto na, ito na ag part 2 ng contribution ni Chief Correspondent of the Becky Broadcats European Bureau.

Kung wiz mo pa nabasa ang Part 1, pwes.... HETO basahin mo ang adventures ni ate...

So ayan, ganyan, casual-an lang si bakla kung makasakay ng train, culture-culture ek ang arrive... (siya na di ba? :p) sabay ganitey ang haharap sa iyo:


WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!! aparisyon!!! Sabayan mo pa nito:


o tas tingnan mo ulit:



NAKAKALOKA DI BA!?!?!?!

Mapapaluhod ka sa graciousness ni Lord!!! bwahahaha!!!

Pero wag ka munang mamatay, kei? di mo pa nga natitikman eh! balik tayo sa buhay maka-mundo:


SHET!

PAK!

O di ba very angelic ng fez:


Parang gusto kong hawakan ang mukha nya sa mga kamay ko at sabihan ng, "Now, I believe that I have seen the face of God... and God is HOTTT!!!"

Shet!!! sorry CBCP!! baka ipa-ban niyo ang blog ko!!!

WAG PO!!! tatatlo lang po ang nagbabasa nito: Ako, Nanay ko, at si Tatot! swear!!!

Now let's focus on the more important things in life:


YES YES YES!!!!

Forgive me Father for I have sinned...

Forgive me in advance coz I plan to sin some more!!!! bwahahahaha!!!

balot na balot pero mga teh! jusko parang regalo lang yan... masarap wasakin ang balutan para manamnam ang nilalaman!

SHET!

Biceps pa lang mapapakumpisal ka na talaga!!!

And... if you look a little down south.... (tilts head)

HOMEYGHED!!!!

Spreading some Holiday Cheer!

From my heart...


to...


yours!


MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Friday, December 23, 2011

The Ultimate CHRISTMAS Becky Playlist

MGA BAKLAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Naka-leave na ako so kering keri ko na talagang pumetiks at wiz na kelangan mag "Pretend-werq" chozers! (lavya boss!!! mwahugs!)

At dahil naka-shombey lang akyembang ditey sa Balur at nagpapalaki ng wetpaks e biglang dinagsa akiz ng very gay Christmas Spirit!

FINALLY I have found the INTENTION of celebrating Christmas!

At shempre di kumpleto ang pasko kung walaaaaaannnnngggggg SOUNDTRACK!

WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Ilabas na ang mga mini skirt at boots!!!


OK, ok, ok, alam kong ang "All I Want for Christmas (is You)" ni Acheng Mariah ang pandaigdigang Christmas Theme Song ng mga bakla (NAMAN! Hello! Birit diva "plus kantang pwede pwedeng gawing pick up line, or pang booking, or para sa mga Hopeless Romantic, or simpleng TWNP tulad ko - angal pa!?!?!)

Pero waz!!! This year e may iba akong soundtrack!!!

Nagsimula ang lahat ng tumulong akong umisip ng konspeto para sa performance ng group ko for the Office Xmas party (which I wasn't able to attend, BTW)

Kung ikaw ay isang FAN ng Becky Broadcast at ni-LIKE mo ang fan page ng bloggeraka ni watashi, I'm sure nasubayBAYAG mo ang daily Xmas carol posts ko... at well, ito na yun! Parang compilation album lang di ba??? (Kung keri ni Kris Aquino at ni Gretchen Baretto, PWES mas kaya ko! chos)

Xmas greeting ito ng isang fabulous officemate a few years back. HONGSOYOSOYOLONG!!!!


NAKAKABAOG KA ATE GUY!!!!

"Jeengelle Belle RACK!!!! Giddyyap Jeenglehorse peak up yer fit!"

POTAKELLES!!! bwaahahahaha

At kung maka-channel ng Carpenters kala mo naman annnorexic din sya! NKKLK!!! bwahahahaha!!

Kung sumakit na ang singit mo jan, pwes di mo pa naririnig ang pantapat ng STAR FOR ALL SEASONS:


Nyortanginemelles!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

Nakakawala ng dignidad di ba!?!?!?!

"Oh yew bettah wutchawt! Yew bettanat kwaaaaahhhyyyyy!!!"

umattempt pa kase mag-slang eh!!! NKKLK!!! ANg sakit na ng bangs koooo!!!!

And as if that's not enough, darecho na tayo sa SHOWDOWN ng dalawang ayaw magpakabog na 70s stars:

Let The WAR OF THE PHOENETICALLY CHALLENGED BEGIN!!!!


BACK TO BACK!!!


Buhay ka pa ba!?!?!?!

ow try playing this on loop the entire day!!! Tingnan natin kung maka-survive ang DICKtion mo ng nasa katinuan pa!!!

bwahahahahaha!!!

Pili ka kung aling version ang mas bet mo:

AAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY sow Mohmmy keesing Sahnta Klaws Andernith the miseltoe lest na-haaaayt

or

Iiiiii sew Mummy keyseeng Senta Klose andernit the miseltow lest naaaaaaahhhytttt

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

NAKAKABAOG!!!! (not that I need it, noh?)

Ang sakit na ng pisngi ko potashet!!!! Magkaka-abs ata ako kakatawa!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jutay ang bangis lang!!!

WHEW!!!

para naman ma-kalma tayo ng konti, mag-slow down tayo ng slight.

Ilabas ang mga kandila at paki-dim ang lights, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back... Miss Nora Aunor!!!


First line pa lang umaalulong na ang mga aso sa kalye namin!!!

By the second line, gusto ko ng maglabas ng pala at humukay ng libingan!!!

bwahahahahahaha!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS BECKIES!!!

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

i heard nangangarir ka ngayon. ano ba ang bet mo (age range, qualities, size range, etc)?

San mo naman napulot yang chismax na yan, bakla ka?!?!

Isa lang masasabi ko... I'm a SUCKER for geeks. May clearance yang claim na yan sa Ad Board. CHOS!

Ito ang peg:



Though mas bet ko yung hindi puro BATO, mas cute ung may napipisil ng konti ;)

Kung ikaw ay isang hain sa Noche Buena, ano ka? At bakit? Merry Christmas Becky!

NYOTAIMORI!!!!

Polecats Christmas Party aka my debut as a Pole Dancer

Oo, dineclare ko na! Isa akong Pole Dancer!!! bwahahaha

Hindi ko naman sinabing PROFESSIONAL di ba??? Basta nakasayaw na sa pole, keri na yun! bwahahahaha!!!

Anyway, Christmas Party ng Polecats last Saturday! JUSKOPO! Sa lahat ng mga XMas Parties na nakapila this year, ito, I think, yung isa sa mga pinakaaabangan ko... E pano ba naman, nung malaman namin na may Christmas Party, dineclare na ng mga hitad na "GAME! MAGPE_PERFORM KAMI!" Take note, hindi yan request o question na KUNG PWEDE mag-perform. It was more of a statement (if not a mandate) na ang kaisa-isang Men's Pole Fitness Class ay magpe-perform sa Xmas Party!

Kinabukasan may 3 songs na at WAG KA! nangarap na magkaron ng 3 different performances and iisang class! Talk about ambition, right? :p

Talk about career! We were brainstorming for around 2 weeks on the song, tricks to be done, sequence, etc and practiced for around 3 weeks para lang dun.

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE Nagpatahi pa kami ng Snow Leopard Spanks just for this! :p

Nung Saturday, dumating kame 1hr before party starts just to WARM UP and have a run-through, ang mga excited na first-time pole performers:


Lahat ng classes ng Polecats ay umawra donchiwa sa party. at ang Gen Studios wumi-winter wonderland ang peg:


Wiz bet lumafey ng mga loley bago umawra. Mega shokot mag Andrea VOMITcelli:


Ayan, "Pretend-Eat" ang arrive, kunwari waz gutom, pose at smile ang drama:


Ang aming Prima Ballerina, pang Famas ang emote, oh:


Buti na lang may pampatunaw games and aliw factor before kami isalang:

Pass the Message Pole Edition (mejo obvious na nandadaya :p lol):


Si Brenda, ang aming Unkaboggable Representative from Intermediate 2 na nagpapanalo sa team namin! heehee:



Pinoy Henyo, Pole edition:


Ang pinaka-panalong hirit sa gitna ng mga hulaan:

"Mahal ba ito?"
"um..... PWEDE"
Ang sagot: Classcards....

Sorry kung di ka natawa, it's a pole joke... :p
At at at... HETO NA!

Simula sa Beginners 1:



Ang saya saya ng performance nila, simple pero pulido at super cute... Sa daming beses na namin silang napapanood na nagpa-practice (YES! We were checking out the competition!!!) e kabisado na nung ilan sa amin yung routine nila (eherm! oo, ikaw, IKAW ang tinutukoy ko :p)

Ang totoo nyan, deep inside, kating kati ang mga diva ng Men's Pole na gawin ang routine ng beginners kasi super cute!!! BUT NO! Halos lahat ng moves sa routine nila ay bawal sa amin! BWAHAHAHA pare-pareho kaming mapupugutan ng ulo (sa taas at baba)

Intermediate 1:


Isa pa itong number na ito na slightly kabisado ng Men's Divas! Actually ineexpect ko ng bigla na lang lulusob ang isa sa amin at kukunin ang center pole para sa sarili nyang rendition ng routine na itey. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sumunod kami sa performance nila, pero gusto ko ng ihuli ang samin coz I want it to be special that way :p

Ang malakas ang loob na solo-ista ng Intermmediate 2 (ang supportive lang ng mga classmates. lol):


Slightly natigilan ang buong studio nung nalaglag si ate... But I commend her for continuing with the routine! YAN ang tunay na performer!!! dedma kahit mag-isa! Dedma kahit na buwis buhay! :p

And of course, it wouldn't be a Polecats Christmas Party kung walang performance ang Polecats themselves. DUH!


Ilang beses na din namin nakitang nire-rehearse ang number na ito, pero tulad ng sabi ni Duds, it never fails to amaze us. When you've tried pole, you'll know what it takes to do all those tricks. You'll never look at Pole Dancing the sme way ever again!!!

AND FINALLY, MOMENT OF TRUTH:


WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Hanggang ngayon, on a high pa din ako from this... Gusto ko syang ulit-ulitin. Mang Gate Crash ng mga parties para lang magawa ito ulit! lol

Sobrang saya lang nya, I'm already thinkng of other Pole performances for future "gigs" bwahahahaha!

Some post Performance cam-whoring pics:




Love these girls! Sorry straight boys, we get to rub elbows with hot pole dancers :p


With our amazing teacher AJ Bautisita (lekat nakapikit na naman ako)

HAAAAYYYY homeygalleh!!!

Walang Pole class for two weeks!!! Feeling ko e tatambay ako sa mga lansangan para lang magpractice! lol

Ngayon pa lang umiisip n kme ng song for the Summer Recital! (kahit na wala pa ngang anouncement na tuloy o magkakaron. bwahahaha)

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Commuter Cutie 049: Oliver's Super Sandwich, Super Yummy Cutie

Humihingi ako ng tawad sa tatalong baklang sumusubaybay ng blog na itey.

Pasensha, pasensha, pasensha -- umattempt si bakla na kumarir ng lablayp... CHING!

Hahahahaha!!!

Sobrang nakakaloka ang mga nagdaang linggo sa dami ng mga dapat ma-accomplish sa buhay. Alam niyo naman it's the holidays, ito ang pinaka-busy na season sa ating mga bakla what with sunod-sunod na activities like World AIDS Day, Pride March, sunod sunod na Christmas Parties na kelangan gawan ng costumes, choreography, at performances! wahahahahaha

So ayan, muli akong nagbabalik loob sa pagkakalat ng lagim.

Bago ko ibigay ang pinapangako kong Nordic God Part 2, nacktrack muna tayo...

So sa lobby ng office namin ay may Oliver's Super Sandwich. Kahit na katukayo ko ang lekat na tindahan na yan e bihira akong rumampa jan kse naman may kamahalan ng slight ang tinapay! (besides araw araw akong may baon na sandwich masarap na, libre pa! lol). Altho sa iilang beses kong bumili ng sandwich dun ay di naman ako nabigo (mas bet ko pa din ang subway, though). Magaling ang kanilang sandwich maker at friendly. Ilang beses na nila akong sinalba sa tiyak na kagutuman.

Pero hindi cute si regular sandwich maker guy... kahit pantawid gutom di papasa lol

One day ay lurlur sa lalake work si bakla so may I awra sa labas ng jufisiney para humanap ng lafey at makakita naman ng boys... Balak ko lang sanang bumili ng empanaditas... mura at matamis.. BUT NO!!! Bumungad sakin ang Oliver's at HAYUN!!!! They have a new sandwich guy in training!!!

LAVETT!!!

FRESH MEAT!!!

Para lang akong pating na nakaamoy ng lalake at dedma na kung Sweldo de Peligro na ako nung araw na yun, GOW! attack!

SO may I lapit sa Oliver's at umorder ng sandwich (di ko na maalala bilang wapakels talaga akyembang sa pagkain... unless si Sandwich Guy-in training ang kakainin lol)

habang ginagawa ang pagkain ko e suma-sight ako ng ibag makakain:


PAK!!!

Shet gusto kong ipalaman ang mga braso at dibdib i kuya sa tinapay, budburan ng MAYONAISE at saka.... NAMNAMIN!!!!

wahahahahahahaahaha!!!

Can I just say na ang hirap niyang kunan ng pic???

Buti na lang, nakatayo lang sya dun sa gitna... para lang vase... ang ganda tingnan pero wala talagang pakinabang! bwahahahaah Jusko! kahit mag toast ng tinapay di nya ginawa!

SO! TAKE 2:


Um! PAK! Kabog!!!!

Ang lakas maka-freshness ni kuya. parang lettuce lang --- CRISP! Parang Tomatoes lang -- JUICY!!!

Shet! gusto ko sanang tanungin kung pwedeng magpa-sandwich sa braso nya! bwahahahaahah

or better yet, pwede bang sya na lang ang palaman ng sanwich ko!!! wahahahahaha!!!

Isang close-up pampa-buenas:


YUMMEH!!!!

Nung Halloween muling nagtagpo ang aming mga landas... Sinamahan ko si Monica bumili ng tsaa. at habang nakatambay ako sa labas Tea Republic ay andun sya sa Oliver's... Napansin kong napapatingin sya sa akin so ayun, pa-smile smile akong nagpapa-cute sa kanya...

Tapos napansin ko NGININGITIAN NYA AKO!!!!

HOMEYGEHHHHHDDDDDDDDD!!!! Shet!!! Deezisit!!!

So ngumiti din ako sa kanyaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!

Nagkatinginan kame at lalong naging mas bright ang smile ni kuya!!! YIIIIIEEEEE!!! kumuha siya nung mga nailaw na horns pang Halloween at sinuot nya.... pailaw-ilaw na kulay pula habang nakangiti!!! Nakakaines! nagpapacute!

E biglang dumating na si Monica so ayun pumanik na kame...

Pagpasok ng elevator, nakita ko sa salamin na may SUOT PALA AKONG MAKINANG TIARA!!!!

Nakakahiya!!!!

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Is being funny your defense mechanism of choice? Do you feel like humor is the gay man's weapon against loneliness? And if you had a choice between being funny or being with someone you loved, ano ang pipiliin mo?


YOU DIDN'T!!!! :p

OK. macro to micro mode: I think in general, humor is the gay guy's weapon not just against loneliness but against the challenges of living in a hetero-normative society. As Kit would say, NO ONE is safe from Gay Sass!

On MY defense mechanism... I think it's weird that I'm made to psycho-analyse myself. hahahaha! Humor is my weapon and shield; it's defense and offense at the same time. Humor let's me smite the unfabulous and keep the curious from getting near these tall pink walls.

Is it a weapon against loneliness? HELL YEAH! Moping about being single will not help me, might as well get a laugh out of it! Magkaron man ako ng wrinkles, at least galing sa smile lines :p

On the last question: I find it a little absurd... one can go well with the other. But if ur saying that if a potential lover will only take me if i stop being candid and flip then I'd say I'll stick with humor coz THAT relationship is not gonna go well. Whoever he is is not ready for ALL THIS JELLY

pak!

whew!

how low will u allow youself to go before you leave?


@nubadi natawa ako sa "abuse by nota" bwahahahahaha!!!

Kung si joross Gamboa ang manga-abuse sakin kahit isalya pa nya ako sa pader, iposas, kaladkarin sa sahig, sabunutan, KERI LANG!

Masarap ang angry sex - make-up sex combo.

Kahit pagtulungan pa nila ako ni Ahron Villena! SUSME!

On a serious note...

Hmmmmm.... hindi ako naa-abuse, feeling ko mas AKO ang may abusive tendencies (muka lang akong mahinhin pero macho talaga ako. :p)

I don't take shit from anyone, PERIOD. Push me and I push back. You wanna fight? BRING IT ON.

When the relationship has turned into nothing but a big Wrestling match, when it's not fun anymore, then I guess that's the time to leave.

naging kabit ka na ba ever? why or why not?


Pumatol sa couple, oo.

Pumatol sa may jowa, oo.

Pero wala namang feelings involved (maliban sa sarap na orgasmic) so hindi yun counted.

Pero ang maging QUERIDA! WAZ!!!!

Una sa lahat... sa ganda kong to, gagawin lang akong QUERIDA? Excuse me!

Although papayag ako sa position na "Head Concubine" lol

Pangalawa, naniniwala akong what goes around comes around and since I've been around the block, now I can say I'm still, I'm still Jenny from the Block. Ayaw kong makarma.

yun. BOW!

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Patola di-Nueve

OK, di ko gawain ang pumatol sa Blind Item but THIS is just too fuckin' steamy juicy to let it pass!

So inabutan ko si @nubadi at si @mac09callister on a "Chwirrer Orgy" about THIS POST IN FASHION PULIS


Needless to say di ko napigilan ang sarili ko sa pakikisawsaw!!!


At habang binabasa ko ang maiksing post e unti-unti dahan dahanng bumabagsak ang aking panga:




NKKLK!!!!

NINE INCHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Tumitiklop ang tonsils ko iniisip ko pa laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggggggggggg!!!

At ang nakakaloka pa lalo.... ITO ANG PUHUNAN!!!




JUSKOPO, para sa isang Celebrity Star Athlete na di-nueve ang patola!?!?!?! PWEDE NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!


Ang daming speculations dun sa blog kung sinetch itechiwang Athlete na itey.... Now I'm not one to make accusations BUT, let's just say, for the sake of the argument, that the COMMENTS IN THE BLIND ITEM was right (assuming! not saying that it is in reality, the truth) Hindi ba mapapabili ka din ng BB para dito!?!?!?!



Ano, telag ka na? Di ka pa kuntento? Heto pa!!!



O may mag-aparisyon na ganyang hombre sa kusina mo, hindi ka ba mapapakuha ng EGG BEATER ng di oras????



Check out all that BAKED GOODS, just makes you wanna take a BITE! RAWR!!!



Sabay titingnan ka ng GANYAN kainit!?!?!?! Jusko ko kuya, pilik mata mo lang ang di dadapuan ng BITE MARKS!!! RAWR!

Tapos lalapitan ka...



... ng dahan dahan!!!



IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!



Sabay bulong ng...



"Honey...



BREAKFAST IS SERVED..."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Deadma na sa kubyertos!!! KAKAMAYIN KO NA TOH!!!!!



At kung di pa spontaneously nalulusaw ang undies mo, PWES! heto na....

HAPPY FIESTA!!!!



SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

And if that's not enough.... THE Money Shot:



PEOPLE! The Anaconda is no longer in the Amazon!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!

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To Neil's people, please don;t get offended, laman lang po talaga ng wet dreams naming mga bakla itong si koya. ansarap lang nya!

And personally, don;t really care abt the Blind Item, we've heard worst shit about other guys.
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