Friday, November 5, 2010

Updating my CV: FAIL

I was trying to update my resume but I can't think straight (coz I'm gay, heller!) so this is what I wrote down:

OLIVER E. LOYOLA
Marketing Communications Specialist aka Dakilang gigi-era aka Miracle Worker

Job Description:
- sumasideline na styling assistant (pag haggard sa shoot)
- sumasideline ng posing coach (pag jirita na sa shoot)
- sumasideline na model (pag walang nakatingin)
- sumasideline mag-direct ng mga kabaklaan (kapag tipid mode)
- use the word "taga" and add any noun or verb after. (ie: taga-kulit, taga-screen ng tawag, taga-hirit ng joke pag stress na, taga-pukpok sa mga taong ayaw magtrabaho, and the list goes on)

Skills
- Daig pa ang karpintero kung lumagare
- Daig pa rumampa si Curacha, ang babaing walang pahinga
- Daig pa ang santo kung gumawa ng milagro (making the impossible, possible heller!)

Then I thought of making a business card. It will be in dark grey and the following teext will be embossed:

OLIVER LOYOLA
Mas sulit pa sa value meal

Jusko...

Saka na ako gagawa ng resume. papaganda muna ako.

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