Saturday, July 31, 2010

Machong machong ka-vekleran

I stumbled upon these guys while blog hopping.


Needless to say, umikot ang tumbong ko sa kabonggahan nilang tatlo:


Winner ang editing! In fairness sa videographer nila, consistent ang framing!

At ang choreography! wa akez ma-ispluk sa pagka Debbie Givesung ng mga bakla.

And, since nasa NY na rin lang ang mga veklers, kitang kita naman na maayos ang styling at fasyon ang mga hitad! kaingget!

Despite the bonggang ka-vekleran ng tatlong mudang, I have to admit slightly crush ko yung guy sa gitna (I think he's Alberto Milazzo)


Mas malinaw sa pic na itech, siya yung nasa gitna, ang mudang ng mga vekler:


Ganda the fez! chiseled, scruffy, so manly! The facial hair's got me kiligiggles! Tipong mapapa-virginal buhikhik ka pag jinulikan sa neck! aaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy! poklay!

Isa pa, ang wafu lang talagez:


As in ang gwapo lang niya, teh!

At check na check ang vorta! MMMMMMMMMMMM!


Dedma na kung magkasing landerch kme, noh! Wakado care bears! isang jug lang, teh, gamesung na! hahaha

Kidding!

(slightly hindi)

Hahaha!

Now, let's compare natin sa original:


Sorry na lang Lady Gagita, but they "spoof" so much better than you (though I have to say mas creative yung seio, pero nakaka-umay na pag paulit-ulit)

Dito pala nagsimula ang lahat:


Nakakatawa sila dito kasi naman napaka femme ng choreography ni manang Beyonce:


Yun lang

Tinatawagan ko na ang mga gay friends ko, kung san man kayo nagtatago, babahaginan ko kayo ng kapal ng fez, samahan niyo lang ako gawin itey! hahaha

Enjoy mga bakla!

Salamat teh!

Ngayon ko lang ito nabasa:


Nakakataba ng puso :)

Maraming salamat!

to Never Forget the Happiest Things


I was blog hopping this morning and I re-stumbled to an old acquaintance's blog.

This what what she wrote:

とてもうれしかったことは絶対に忘れないものだ。

totemo ureshikatta koto wa zettai ni wasurenai mono da.

“Never forget the happiest things.”


Napangiti ako dito ng kaunti...

...

Kaibigan siya ni ex

And, for a brief moment, this post made me think of the past.

Pero heto ako ngayon, on this rainy afternoon...

Nakangiti...

Unti-unting binabanlawan ng ulan ang ampalaya.

Monday, July 26, 2010

Commuter Cutie: hit and miss

Lubos akong natutuwa sa tuwing may nagbabasa ng blog ko...

Kaya kayong tatlo, pagpalain nawa kayo ni Lady GaGa at napagtyagaan niyo ang kabklaan ko! hahaha.

Mag-aminan na tayo, alam ko namang ang Commuter Cutie series ang paborito ninyong basahin (yung iba enjoy din sa Kuwentong Booking pero sadly, tapos na ako sa phase na yun! CHARING!)

Nais ko lang ipaalam na mahirap mang gampanana nag tungkulin na paghanap ng mga gwapo sa kamaynilaan ay lubs ko pong pinagpupursigihan na gampanana ang aking tungkulin... lahat ng sakripisyo alang alang sa ikauunlad ng sang-kabaklaan.

Ngunit, subalit, datapwat... hindi sa lahat ng pagkakataon ay matagumpay ang mga dakila kong hangarin...

Katulad na lamang ng mga pagkakataong ganito:


Matagal na paikot-ikot sa Food Choices si kuyang tila maglalagi sa sauna karnihan gym. At sa 30 minutos na ginugol niya sa pag-aligid sa mga tindahan e ni minsan e di ko man lang siya nakuhanan ng harapan...

Pero OK lang, ang ganda ng pwet ni kuya. Kahit pa naka-black siya ay kitang kita ang pintog ng matatambok niyang monay.

Isang beses naman sa EDSA Shang, nakasabay ko sa escalator ang matipunong Chinez na itech:


Base sa kanyang totebag, at kamisetang makapit sa biceps ay mukhang tumatanggap ng labada si kuya. OR siya mismo e nagpapalaba din!


Sa kasamaang palad, nauna siya sa escalator... Although, kung nauna ako, lalo atang mas mahirap na kuhanan siya ng larawan...

OK lang, ang sarap ng kalaparan ng balikat ni kuya... nagpupumiglas ang kanyang shoulder muscles sa kanyang sushaling T-shirt...

Parang ang sarap sumandal sa balikat... at amuy-amuyin ang braso... at himas-himasin ang dibdib... OK sige tama na...

Minsan naman kaya nga kuhanan ng harapan, ubod naman ng layo:


Cute si kuya na nakapink! PRAMIS! SWEAR! nakasabay ko siya magCR sa starbucks (muntik ko na siya pasukin, akal ko iniwan niyang bukas yung pinto for me. hahaha). Hindi ko nga lang mapatunayan ang aking claims dahil malabo ang larawan at ubod ng layo ang kuha....

Kumbagasa ASC, walang substantiation ang claims ko: DISAPPROVED!

Shet!

At ito ang pinakamatindi... nakasabay ko sa MRT galing Taft si Kuya...


Natunugan na nya atang kinukunan ko siya ng larawan


Ayan! AYAN!

SUSME! panay ang pa-dodits! ayaw pa daw kuning!


Buti na lang maabilidad ako!

AT AKAL NIYO YAN NA YUN?

No hindi pa jan nagtatapos ang kuwento:

Nang minsang nagjogging kami ni Happy sa RHS e hulaan niyo, mga bakla kung sino ang nakasabay ko?

walang iba kundi ang "Indie Actor" na nagpakita ng nota sa Ang Lalaki sa Parola... si Justin de Leon:

justin de leon lalaki sa parola Pictures, Images and Photos

Imaginin mo yun!

Sa lahat nga naman ng makakasabay kong magjogging sa RHS e isa pang kapita-pitagang "Indie Actor"

Masdan ang galing ni Justin:


ito pa:
SHET BAKLOG!!!

AT ITO PA!!!!


AT SHET!!! ITO PAAAAAAAAAAAAA:


OK, girls, boys, and girly boys, lemme just catch my breath...

....

whew!

.....

GRABE!

Ang bad news nyan, nung nakasabay ko siya mag-jogging, ito lang ang nakuhaan ko sa kanya:


TOINK!

So yan, aking mga masugid na tagasubaybay....

Hanggang sa susunod kong success story! (actually meron na, binabangko ko lang. hehe)

Good night!

And happy boy hunting!

Sunday, July 25, 2010

rainy afternoon = torture

Umuulan

Malamig

I'm sleepy and a bit sentimental.

I was rummaging through old files and got inspired to do a timeline of myself (again) just for posterity's sake and because, well, I'm too lazy to do anything else.

This was what I ended up with:


While searching for old photos, I felt like a LOT of them are missing, hence I can't complete the full hair transformation.

I looked at my old MAXUS pics, my Talongs pics, HS friends, UP friends... not there...

Then I realized I deleted all my photos with my ex.

More than the missing photos, there's also that sinking feeling that I lost part of me...

Dedicating a good deal of time, effort, and energy on something that was not strong enough to withstand time 9not to mention distance).

This is a bit of a downer and the weather is not helping.

But I take this as a lesson learned.

Sabi nga sa Sailormoon, my future starts now (Sailormoon R episode 24! check niyo pa!)...

Well, actually, it started last month with a brutal confirmation.

Rebuilding takes time...

Pwede ba magpatulong sa Contractors ng Ayala Land para mejo mabilis ang rebuilding ko?

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Langib


May nagpost sa Planet Romeo ng status na:

I conceal my loneliness through a lot of pleasure

Gusto ko sana siyang i-message ng "IKR!?!" kaso baka bigyan nya ako ng mag-asawang virtual krumpal!

Hahaha!

Dumaan na ako jan. Ayoko ng ulitin ulit yun.

Parang sugat, sa una lang OK lagyan ng band-aid. Pro kalaunan kailangan mo din syang hayaang mahanginan, kahit mejo maantak, para magka-langib at tuluyang gumaling.

Daig pa ng basong pinasagasaan sa pison ang puso ko.

Pero I'm proud to say na di ko na kailangan ng gasa.

Maantak pa siya sa ngayon. Lalo na't pasulpot-sulpot ang mga alaala ng nakalipas na dalawang taon.

Pero alam kong maghihilom din yan pag tumagal. At masasabi ko na ng bukal sa kalooban ko na masaya akong makitang masaya ka.

But for now, gusto ko lang sabihing...

TSEH!

PLEASE LANG!

If you suck dick put your hands in the air!

The other night, I accidentally pressed my iPod's play button and it started playing all the songs in shuffle mode.

By the time i noticed what happened, I put on the earphones and it was this song that was playing:


Needless to say, I've found my dance anthem for the week!

Hahaha.

Now I'm itching to go to Malate over the weekend!

"If you suck dick, put your hands in the air!!! If you are GAY put your hands in the air!!! If you are NASTY, put your hands in the air!!! If you're HORNY put your hands in the air!!!"

The Homosexual Menace!!!

Oh this is just far too funny to ignore!!


HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Goss's 10 steps to a Flawless Face

gossmakeupartist Pictures, Images and Photos

I'm not TOTALLY turned off by guys who wear make-up.

Actually I find it's rather progressive for guys to accept the fact that even THEY need some "patching up" to do.

Then there was this:


OK, I guess this is more for girls.

Guys can, of course, skip the eye make-up :)

Kahirap naman magkaron ng "Flawless Face"

sus!

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Dear Old Spice Marketing, ang galing nyo, yun lang!


It, apparently started with this:


It's totally crazy, and campy, and sexy! I LAVETT!!!

The guy is ABSolutely HOTT!!!

His voice so deep and sexy.

His body is one big chunk of juicy beef smothered in dark chocolate!

But most of all, he's REALLY charming! (his real name is Isaiah Mustafa)

SO it really doesn't matter if the creative material is TOTALLY whacked, you'd still wanna jump that boat and get it on with this man. I mean, he looks absolutely crazy and still he looks soo cool and sexy!


In fairness kay Old Spice, slightly Youtube sensation ang bago nilang ad and a lot, and I mean A LOT, of people have been responding to it!

They even make Old Spice guy RESPOND to some of the Youtube, Facebook, and Twitter comments and questions!

Like so:




Jordan Santos level lang ang humor! Ang gago Lang!





I am seriously laughing my face off as I'm typing this. This is the last video in their campaign (at least for now):


In fairness to Old Spice Marketing folks, this totally got people talking. The combination is perfect: charming half-nekkid sexy man, the crazy and funny spiels, incorporated with the Old Spice "proprietary look"

But THIS has gotta be the best:

Care to play?

Tingnan mo nga naman ang laws of attraction, I just opened up Youtube and this popped up in the "Suggested for you" section:


Hmmmm.... anybody care to play?

CHARICE!

Just sayin'




I'm not being sentimental (at all) but sometimes I miss waking up next to another warm body...


Giving a salute to the morning flagpole


And a good old-fashioned early morning NAAAAAAAASSSSSSSTTTTTEEEEEEYYYYYYYY RIIIIIDDDEEEE-ah!!!!


Hey, don't hate me, I've been a good girl for several weeks now!

Hahaha!

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Gay = freedom

I posted this pic on FB a couple of weeks ago and I got some very funny comments after:


It wasn't a complete surprise when a good friend mentioned, "... So tuwang tuwa ka naman nung tinawag kang ma'am!"

Standard naman ang sagot ko sa tanong na yan:

May notches pa ako... so hanggang di pa ako sirena, "sir" pa din naman akong maituturing. Pero OK lang naman, minsan pumapayag naman akong maging "ma'am".

Contrary to the belief of most people, I rather enjoy being a gay guy. Meaning a dude with dude parts who bang (or gets banged) by other dudes. To be honest, I quite enjoy having my cherries and a stick and I won't trade my family jewels for a vajayjay.

But I do enjoy "dressing up" from time to time. I like wearing make-up even if I'm wearing "normal" guy clothes.

I know, it's slightly disturbing. How very David Bowie meets Boy George meets Adam Lambert (para naman mejo contemporary)





It might be a little freaky, it might be in your face, but I completely lavett!!!

You see, one thing I realized when I came out was that I no longer had to mind the "rules" of gender...

I mean, I don't have to worry about doing something that is too flamboyant, I no longer had to look like a run-of-the-mill guy to appear as if I'm NOT gay.

All those rules of machisimo just flew out the window.

I can wear whatever I want

I can act in any way I want

I can speak in any manner that I choose to

Because I am gay!

I can be as queer as I want and it wouldn't matter because I am gay!

I don;t have to care about what people think about me anymore because I am gay and whatever weirdness I possess or exhibit, people will just attribute to my being gay.

And I couldn't care less, coz that's what I really am - gay!

Imagine THAT sense of freedom!

So I can go on drag if I want to, not because I want to be a girl, but because I CAN! and I don;t care what other people would think of me :D

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Help


I feel like a dog wlaker walking a mix of rowdy dogs in a crowded city sidewalk all at the same time.

Needless to say, nauurat na naman ako sa buhay ko.
Para akong nasa Super Mario game. For every turtle that I kill, I get 3 more and all the while pabilis sila ng pabilis

I'm pretty sure I'll be able to tackle all of this shit... and in the future somehow, there will be a reward.

But for now, right at this moment, I'm feeling completely bogged down. Like a mule carrying a heavy load on a steep uphill climb.


I feel tired and (OMG, I can't believe I'm saying this) a bit defeated.

I need a solution and I need it fast.

I need a helping hand.

I can't do this on my own.

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Commuter Cutie 011: Major Baguio Cutie!

Ang kagandahan ng pagbabalik 6300 ko ay may option na ulit alisin ang tunog ng aking cellphone sa pgkuha ng mga larawan...

Sabi nga ni Pam, ERGO!

Commuter Cutie is BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKK!!!!

And just in time dahil last weekend ay namundok kami ng aking mga MCP peeps para pagmuni-munihan ang mga misteryo ng buhay (hahaha)

Salamat sa Starbucks sa Camp John Hay, napagmuni-munihan ko ng husto ang kagwapuhan ng mamang ito:


Nasa kabilang table siya


Nakaharap sa table namin


Wala syang katabing GIRL at puro bading ang mga lalaki sa kanilang grupo


He has the sweetest laugh and the cutest smile.

He's a bit chubby which works for him coz he looks absolutely adorable!

Sabi nga ni Kat, para siyang younger, fresher, and not-so-gayface (OK, ako na yun) na Piolo Pascual

I'm in love na!!!

Thursday, July 8, 2010

I was super tough but now I'm super strong!


All of a sudden, I don't feel too bad about it anymore.

Am I sad? Yeah, still am, but NOT as depressed as I was before.

Am I over it? I'd be lying if I said I was. I'm over the fact that I've been replaced, though. Over him? Almost there.

I'm just surprised at myself that I'm actually handling this well.

Thank God I'm surrounded by the most amazing and supportive friends.

It really does help talking about it and listening to each other's woes.

Hindi man na-solusyunan ng pag-uusap ang problema, at least ramdam na ramdam ko na kahit iniwan ako e hinding hindi naman ako mag-iisa (kahit kailan)

At kahit na nasawi sa pag-ibig, hindi naman ibig sabihin e walang nagmamahal sakin. Actually, mas nadama ko n amaraming nagmamahal sakin ngayon kaysa noon.

Damang dama ko kung sino talaga ang nagmamalasakit at ang tunay na matatakbbuhan ko sa panahon ng gipitan.

I'm channeling some Kelis pos vibes, Sobrang bet ko ang Chorus.

Sa mga kaibigan ko at karamay sa hinanakit, try niyo pakinggan at namnamin ang mga salita ni ateh:


I'm not ashamed of winning
But it wasn't that way in the beginning
It was this way
It was kiss me
Come kick me and diss me
I had to give it up
Now it's a way different feeling
You took my soul I had to steer it back
Now it's this way
Now it's with me
No mistake just listen
I had to give it up

All of this pain you had given
It's just a reminder of livin'
It was crazy, had a baby
He's amazin, he saved me
And this time it's just us
You raised up, I can say that
I was too young, I'll never get that back

Now it's this way
Now it's flipped babe
I'm happy, just listen
I had to give it up

[Chorus]
I was super cool
But now I'm super strong
I had nothing to loose
But I was super wrong
It was the circumstance
I got the power from
I was super tough
But now I'm super strong
Super strong

I'm a braveheart
I'm a braveheart
I'm a braveheart
So come and pin my purple heart
Come and pin my purple heart
Come and pin my purple heart
I didn't run

[Chorus x2]

So yeah, di pa ako fully recovered, but I'm not heavy-hearted anymore

After all, I'm not the one who chose to downgrade.

:)

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

So much for my Happy Ending


Hindi naman sa nagpapaka-biteressa ako noh, pero itong si Happy minsan tagos ang mga post eh:


Happy Domingo ♪♫ It's nice to know that you were there, thanks for acting like you cared and making me feel like I was the only one
It's nice to know we had it all, thanks for watching as I fall and letting me know we were done

Oh... So much for my happy ending ♪♫


Yun lang.

Pramis huling post na to.

Di na masusundan.

....

baka isa pa ulit bukas...

But after that wa na talaga!

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

GOOGLED!

Kaninang umaga, pagka-check ko ng live traffic for my site e ito ang na-sight ng aking well-lined eyes:


Imaginin niyo yun? may nakuhang i-google ang pangalan ko!?!?!

ANG TINDI!

Kung sino ka man.... stalker, fan, hater, o isa sa mga na-bongkang ko before... o isa sa mga balak bumongkang sakin (sarado po ang tindahan sa kasalukuyan)... o kung sino ka man...

Salamat sa effort!

hahahaha!

Nawa'y nakita mo ang hinahanap mo.

Sana lang hindi ka hacker.

CHAROT!

Monday, July 5, 2010

Pahinga muna


Sa dadalawang tagasubaybay ng blog na ito, pasensya na muna kayo at mejo napapadalas ang mga lathalain ko tungkol sa aking personal na buhay...

It's just that something (or someone) suddenly decided it was a good idea to get in touch with me and mess me up.

Let's just say, ang mga nanahimik na isyu ay dapat ibinabaon na sa limot imbis na hinahalukay (kahit na mabuti pa ang intensyon dahil minsan nakakasakit pa rin).

I could've reacted better to it.

I could've been more calm.

But emotions are what emotions will be: like sudden bursts of light: brief, bright, blinding.

Pero kung meron man akong natutunan sa tinagal ko sa industriya, it's that for all the shit we come across, we don;t let them stick to us. Instead we just let all the shit roll off our backs...

And I guess it's high time I apply some of that crap I do at work to my personal life.

There's no use dwelling coz it only leads to stagnation and then to decay...

Sabi nga ni Dory sa Finding Nemo:


or more aptly:


So that's just what I'll do: keep walking.

After all, sabi nga ni Master Oogway sa Kung Fu Panda:

Yesterday is History

Tomorrow is a Mystery

But Today is a GIFT. That's why it's called the Present!

So for now, tama na muna ang drama.

Tama na muna ang kaiisip sa mga nagawa kong mali at sa kakaisip ng mga "what could've been".

Tama na muna ang pagbabakasakali na may happy ending na darating sa aming dalawa.

Sabi nga ni Beverly Knight, "Shoulda woulda coulda are the last words of a fool"


So tama na muna...

Finally, naubos na rin ang sangbaldeng determination na binigay sakin ni Lord. suko na, sabi ng puso ko. Pagod na ako...

Pahi-pahinga muna...

Pagod na akong humabol sa taong bitbit na ng iba

Pagod na rin akong makipag-date sa mga taong hindi ko naman talaga gusto in the first place.

At mas pagod na akong sumiping sa mga taong ni hindi ko man lang kilala

Tama na, Olai.

Pahinga ka muna.

Paligayahin mo muna ang sarili mo.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

REPRISE: Sabi Ni Diana Ross (the reveal)


So here's what's up...

Last Friday, during a very busy day at work, I was Ymd by someone who's not on my freinds list.

The message says, "Hello Oliver"

There's the "Add this user" button in one corner, so di ko nga sya friend.

I was about to close it when I saw the ID

ahhh... The YM ID I painfully know only too well.

It was HIM (the ex)

He was asking me how I am...

I was answering every question as politely as I can

But, to be honest, in my head I'm panicking and groping for answers:

Why? WHY? W-H-Y?!?!?!?!!

After I begged him to get back together, he told me to leave him alone


And NOW all of a sudden, he's suddenly talking to me!?!?!

WTF, right?

Again with the question: WHY? HUWAI!?!?!?! W-H-Y!?!?!

Nagugulumihanan ako, Please explain!!!

Why should he care kung ano ang kalagayan ko? He made it very clear that he doesn't wanna hear from me again!

Is it possible that he STILL cares about me, after all?

Or maybe he's just, you know, being friendly, feeling a little guilty that he's caused someone pain and was just checking up to see how much damage he's caused.

But he's got a new BF nowww. Does the new bitch even know that he's in touch with me? Is that even legal?

I don't know

And I don't wanna think about it anymore, frankly.

It's just driving me nuts

I don't wanna analyze.

Bottomline: He's got a new life now. He's got a BF (which he wouldn't discuss with me).

And that means, we're not getting back together anytime soon.

And with the state that I'm in... I definitely should stay away... I should try and GET OVER him completely before I can even SAY his name.

Until such time, I'm sorry my dear ex, I love you, but please stay the hell away from me.


Sabi nga ni Diana Ross:

LET ME GET OVER YOU, THE WAY YOU'VE GOTTEN OVER ME

You said when we broke up
You still wanna be just friends
But how can we still be friends?
When seeing you only breaks my heart again!

You claim you still care for me
But your heart and soul needs to be free
You don't want me for yourself
So let me find somebody else

Baywatch Boy's Comback (of sorts)

Remember Jason Momoa?

No? Not quite?

To the young and the cave-dwellers, back in the 90's there was this critically acclaimed TV show that turned TV viewing upside down and kept men and women of all walks of life glued to their TV screens.

That show, my friends, is called, BAYWATCH! Watch the opening credits and cringe in 90s nostalgia, tanga-like one-piece swim wear, Pamela Anderson's glory days, and David Hasselhoff desperately trying NOT to end his career:


Aside from serving as David Hasselhoff's floatation device for his sinking showbiz career and launching Pamela ANderson to stardom:


The show was also the home of some of my hottest man-crushes, like:

David Chokachi (before he became a junkie)


Jeremy Jackson (when he was still young and hasn't decided to turn himself into some cheap white trash)


Michael Bergin (who became a Calvin Klein model!)

By the late 90's, in an effort to keep the show current, scorching hot, and to ward off the bad PR from it's scandalous original cast, the producers did a spin-off featuring younger and hotter stars:


And so comes the man of my wet dreams, JASON MOMOA, :


GAWD, i wanna snuggle up beside him and burrow myself into those pits!

One more look:


OH GOD! I just totally peed my pants!

HENIWEI!

After Baywatch Hawaii, Jason, much like the other cast members, turned into a hot mess:


I mean, ugh! C'mon dude! Dreadlocks? REALLY? With that scorching good looks, piercing eyes, and amazing bone structure, you decided to don on dreadlocks?

But it seems like his managers are trying to revive his career...

(Or some film producer is waaaaay too cheap to get REAL actors)

And that he is starring in a new (and yet again, shirtless) flick: CONAN. Check out "leaked" photos below:


Uhhh... the pecs are totally scrmptuous but the face... oooh, man, what happened to your face? He looks kinda crazy....

This flick reeks of a total waste of money B-movie... but hey, glad to hear Jason's making a comeback! This means more half-naked pictures of him would be circulating the net in the coming months!

Hahahaha!

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