Tuesday, June 29, 2010

The Sex Score


If you have an account in Downelink, you've probably seen this Bulletin Board post being repeatedly popping up on your home page titled "My Sex Score"

For the non-gay, below is the mechanics of this bulletin:

Start at 50 and add or subtract points as stated for each statement that applies to you...

  • Add 10 if you are a virgin.
  • Subtract 5 if You have had sex before.
  • Subtract 5 more if you have had sex with more then 5 people.
  • Add 5 If you have never had oral sex
  • Subtract 5 if you have had or performed oral sex.
  • Subtract 2 if you have had sex in a public place.
  • Subtract 3 if you have done 69.
  • Add 5 If you have never had an orgasm.
  • Subtract 2 if you have masturbated.
  • Subtract 3 if you have fingered/ given a handjob to someone else.
  • Add 5 if You have never seen someone of the opposite sex naked.
  • Add 3 if you haven't been kissed in the past month. [At least not romantic or passionately.]
  • Add 2 if you have never masturbated.
  • Add 5 if you have never seen or watched porn.
  • Subtract 5 if you have made your own porn.
  • Subtract 3 if you have participated in anal sex.
  • Subtract 2 if you have used lube during sex.
  • Add 5 If you cant remember your last perverted thought.
  • Subtract 5 if you have used sex toys.
  • Subtract 3 if you have had a perverted thought in the past hour.
  • Subtract 2 if you have kissed someone of the same sex
  • Subtract 2 if you have had sex in an automobile.
Above75 means you kinda suck in bed.
Above 50 means you are not so good in bed... and not so fun
Below 50 means you are fun in bed
Below 25 means you are damn great in bed!

Copy this and post your own COMMENT!
Put the subject - my sex score was...

The funny thing though is that, based on the questions, it's NOT really a measure of one's performance in bed, but a person's level of kabastusan...

And after several retakes, I got my confirmed score...

Let's just say it's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy below 10... (you do the math)

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